The Boomerang Monkey Paragon's Glaive Dominus

"Welcome to the Boomerang Monkey arena!"

(Harness the power of all three tier 5 Boomerang Monkeys below, and only then shall you obtain the knowledge of the paragon as one.)

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Glaive Lord

"Glaive Lord surrounds itself in 3 special glaives that shred anything that comes near. Glaive Lord's glaives now rip through MOAB-class Bloons, slowly tearing them apart from the inside."


About
- Hey, my name's Ethan. You'll recognize my various nicknames as pengdaw2nd, EthanDreemurr, or Glaive Dominus depending on the site.
- legal | he/him | bisexual | furry | filipino | ISTP
- I am a monkey, a goat, and a Lucario in one body :3 (goatsona coming soon)
- May 20
- No specific DNI list, but the usual applies. Queerphobia, Transphobia, Pedophilia, Zoophilia, you know the deal.
- If I think you suck, then promptly fuck outta my face and get blocked.

Interests
- The biggest ones are Warframe and Deltarune.
- Others to throw in the mix: Borderlands, Beacon Pines, POSTAL, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, PAYDAY 2, Pokemon UNITE, League of Legends (specifically Wild Rift) Clash of Clans, Dead by Daylight, Undertale, fanfiction reading/writing, Guitar Hero, Incredibox, and others I may not list.

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Perma Charge

"Turbo Charge ability: Makes this Monkey attack incredibly fast for 10 seconds. Perma Charge has a permanent super fast attack speed. Ability increases the lethality even more."


Specific Interests
- Warframe
* Wisp is my wife
* Average Stahlta enjoyer
* Other mains: Limbo, Nezha, Ivara, Kullervo, Mesa, Lavos
* Why does Excalibur (Umbra) suck so much man I would really love to use him in Steel Path but this guys is literally made of wet tissue paper and has like 3 mod slots max
- Deltarune
* Really bad Ralsei brainrot
* Currently playing Undertale (slowly lmao)
* Mainly ships Kralsei, though I do enjoy Berdsei and Ralsusie from time to time.
* (If you dislike Kralsei, then whoops ignore me.)
- Fanfiction
* Writer of "Gripped With Four Hands," a Kralsei fanfic that revolves around making the Gun Ralsei meme serious
* Click here to read GWFH on Ao3!
* Upcoming Kralsei, Berdsei, and Ralsusie oneshot
* Upcoming Beacon Pines oneshot
- PAYDAY 2
* Mayhem/Deathwish player
* Mostly Anarchist and Stoic (yes I'm that much of a meta bitch), will play around with other decks like Hacker and Infiltrator
* Duke is my favorite old guy who drinks a fuck ton of whiskey from his hip flask
- Pokemon UNITE
* I main All-Rounder, specifically Lucario because I'm fucking gay furry trash. Will play Charizard too.
* Current mains for the other roles: Chandelure/Cinderace for Attacker, Slowbro/Lapras for Defender, Zeraora/Gengar for Speedster, and Comfey/Eldegoss for Supporter.
League of Legends
* Hardstuck Gold because I hate playing ranked in general
* I prefer Wild Rift because of Pokemon Unite, I hate the RTS controls of PC
* Top laner, usually Irelia, Darius, and Sett
* Also likes to duo Bot lane as Ashe, Jhin, and Jinx
* I wish Aphelios got added to Wild Rift cuz I suck playing as him in PC but I think he's awesome lol
- Beacon Pines
* the fucking Hum scene made me cry man I've never felt this emotional about a game before PLEASE PLAY IT
* I am the first person to ship Bucka ever and I WILL MAKE A ONESHOT ABOUT THE TWO!!!!!
- Bloons TD6
* I'm sure this carrd will tell you everything you need to know how I am regarding this game.
* Also not really super invested to play the game rn, even after Beast Handler's release.
* I probably still wont come back even after the Legends DLC release
- Clash of Clans
* Stopped playing around July 2024 because of Warframe lmao
* Currently Town Hall 13 and Builder Hall 10.
* Favorite strategies always include Queen Walk/Charge, more specifically Lavaloon and Hybrid.
* If I'm feeling lazy or my army needs to be upgraded, it's either Sneaky Goblins or Zap Dragons/Edrags
* I miss when Event Lavaloon was OP as fuck that was so much fun
- Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
* I think jetstream sam is very hot tbh

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MOAB Domination

"Heavy Kylie boomerang hits MOAB-Class Bloons multiple times per throw and sometimes knocks them back a short way along the path. Special knockback kylies trigger more often and do lots of extra damage."


Socials
Twitter: @pengdaw2nd
Tumblr: pengdaw2nd and wet-ralsei-friday-blog
Wattpad: @pengdaw2nd
Discord: ethandreemurr
fuck you discord for removing the number tags
Reddit: ethandreemurr
AO3: pengdaw2nd

Tumblr Specific Tags
- peng's monkey business: me goofing around
- peng's mutual monkeys: me goofing around, but with my beloved mutuals
- monkey city post office: Asks, both sent and received
- lmao: the funny shit
- ralsei my beloved: extremely self-explanatory

First created: July 23, 2022
Last updated: February 17, 2025

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